I...I...I

I am brand! I am plastic man!

I have polyethylene asshole and financing plan!

My teeth white!

My shirt clean!

I get drunk and dance on "scene!"

I am brand!

My dad own land!

I toothpick in fist, I floss where sit!

I shit where stand!

I brand what are!

I are what see!

I sit tree, I pee, I sing opera in sea!

I make dad sing song!

I wrong, I run road too long!

I strong, I gong!

I gong with throng in stand!

I am brand!

I am plastic man!